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| Sheffield Telegraph, Friday, April 6, 2001 |
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It's more than a music machine, it's a piece of social history. Sheffield's Juke Box Man Tony Holmes goes on the record with Simon Crump King of the jukes
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TONY
Holmes slips a nickel into a countertop 1938 model 61 Wurlitzer juke box.
The platter rises up out of nowhere and stops at the correct height, a
metal hoop slips the third from top of a possible dozen 78s on to the
deck and an arm swings across. The stylus drops down and all hell breaks
loose. Early
juke boxes, really early juke boxes, resemble the kind of walnut-shimmed
cabinet you see at your grans or on the opening segment of the first episode
of the World at War - the cosy introspective part before the killing starts.
An earnest family gathers around a glowing valve radio and listens to
Mr Chamberlain politely declaring war on Herr Hitler. The
1938 model 61 Wurlitzer is a sedate, solid piece of furniture, a lot like
one of those early valve sets and wouldn't look out of place itself in
granny's front room - except, perhaps, for the monster chrome trim, the
telephone dial selector and the glowing curved scarlet backlit translucent
bakelite styling. This
one and the even earlier 1935 Gabel's Junior in Tony's showroom represent
the disturbing crossdressing equivalent of a Shackletons High Seat with
attitude - something entirely functional with a comic vicious streak. It's
chilling to think that the spread of this piece of valve-driven sub-deco
furniture was instrumental in changing the face of music for ever more. It's
a fully operational example of the same machine that played the Race Records
- the records made by and only available to southern blacks in the honky-tonks,
the juke joints, the juice joints and the road houses - raw, powerful
music spawned from trouble that made even more trouble. The
same music that most white Americans weren't even aware of until it was
redigested and spooned out piecemeal for them by docile white guys with
oily hair and cream socks. These
ancient machines helped popularise top quality hard-faced stuff, music
that could get you lynched if you played it wrong place wrong time...
the blues, the train and the protest songs, the ballads,. the prison songs,
the drinking songs and the blue yodels. Tony
grins at me and cranks it up a few notches. Howling Wolf is very pointedly
and impolitely telling us how his woman likes him to come in through the
back door and that phrase means exactly what you think it does. Slot
your ten pence question to Tony and stand well back. He's an affable,
burly man possessed of an incurable mania. If it was footy, god, real
ale or morris dancing I'd have run screaming from the building but Tony's
thing is jukeboxes and he's entirely captivating. Tony
Holmes' shop on Staniforth Road, Darnall, has been covered pretty heavily
by the gentlemen of the-press over the last 27 years. At present he's
waiting for an article to appear in the Money section of The Daily Telegraph
- a piece about exotic investments, how you can put your money into something
that's unusual and fun and still turn a profit. "Well,
I'm a star," he says modestly. "But what I want you to do and what nobody
who's talked to me has ever done is to relate the history of the jukebox
and the part it played in the history of pop music. At this juncture he says some terrible and unrepeatable things about the National Unpopular Centre for Unpopular and Disorganised Unpopular Music, about "how they were a complete bunch of arty-assed twits who couldn't..." well, I promised him I wouldn't repeat any of this. And then he Iaunches into a detailed and fascinating fact-filled two-hour monologue. He
takes me through the Radio Age, the early coin-operated phonographs -
the walnut stuff we've already covered - the transition from 78s to 45s
and into The Golden Age. Smooth, candy-illuminated Seeburgs Amis and Rockolas which were the classic curved numbers - the ones designed by the same bloke who'd just escaped frown design mental hospital, finished off the Vatican and fancied a bit of light relief before he branched out into rococo dodgern design and then finally into The Silver Age. The
heartwrenchingly beautiful Silver Age. In Tony's back room there Is the
most incredible, most bonkers piece of unrestrained design that I have
ever, ever laid eyes on. I get so close to it, staring into its guts,
that I crack my head against the glass, yelp, try to get close and do
it again. A
silver box slopes backwards, half a glass fishbowl encapsulates a basic
signal red record-playing mechanism and then the entire mad edifice swoops
upwards into a light-encrusted radar-detecting structure such as you might
see only on a chromed cross between a Sixties twintub and an aircraft
carrier. "Do you fancy a bit of a treat?" he says and plugs it in. Tony
drops a quarter into £3,500 worth of perfectly restored juke box
and selects a record. There's
a brief passage of static and you realise you've forgotten how much you
miss that grinding hiss before the music starts, the crackle of electric
interference before the storm kicks in. Deep swampy bass and arpeggios
of falsetto guitar, then vocals burst In like the weather. There's
plenty of hi-fi manufacturers whose main claim to fame is that if you
purchase and install their equipment; stick a CD on and relax it will
fed like the band's actually in your living room with you. But with the
Ami Continental 2 it really does fed like the combo's wedged inside that
little box, fighting to get out. 'What
is this music, Tony?" I shout above the din. "How can you possibly bear to sell this, Tony? I mean, do you already own one?" "No," He says. "I've got the next one up from this and it's even better." Time to go. "One last one," Tony says and drops a threepenny bit into a converted V200 Seeburg - four foot of chromed metal teeth just waiting to bite your legs off if you make the wrong selection (Cliff, for example). The music starts up and all the other dead juke boxes in the place start to rattle, resonate and join in. Tony,
aged 62, jumps around the room playing air guitar and yodelling along
to Gene Vincent's Be Bop A Lula. I see myself out. |
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